I wonder what kind of women we would like if we liked women.
What? Well, first of all, I would be the guy.
It's a good thing you're not my type.
What do you mean I'm not your type? That is so rude.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT
Really? You don't know? You're gorgeous, my friend.
THEEEEEEEEE
He's always liked the finer things in life.
Yeah, he liked you.
FUUUUUUUUUCK
And, you don’t want to sleep with me.
[Head tilt. Pause.]
Do you?
HOOOOOOOOW
Wanna get a drink?
Will it have gold flecks in it?
Heh. No.
*BLUSH, BLUSH, SMILES, RAINBOWS, UNICORNS*
IIIIIIIIISSSS
Hates running.
Registers for a marathon anyway because she promised Maura that she would. Bonus: Runs it with a camel-toe and unfortunate acronym printed across her chest.
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
You look good. Haha.
Jane, do I look badass?
Yeah, you look like a badass.
NOOOOOOOT
Maybe I should be a lesbian.
Aww. Well, wishes can come true.
GAAAAAAAAAY
HETEROSEXUAL MY ASS
LESBIAN THEORY MY ASS
The fic, btw, is titled “Let’s Eff It Out” by @snufftastic.
I am! As you may (or may not) have noticed, I haven’t been able to update anything— fic, advice column, my OS— NOTHING! I’ve been really busy with work and also suddenly all these friends want to hang out with me. I don’t get it, really.
But yeah, totally still on with ASK SNUFF. In fact, if you want to submit a whopper of a question, that would help get folks excited for our spring submissions!! asksnuff.wordpress.com OR email asksnuffnow@gmail.com
Sure. But you’re gonna have to be more specific about who you are, because frankly I am not going to have the time to fuck everybody.
Um… it’s not something I’ve really considered. I don’t consider myself transgender, or really at all in search of being a different gender than was assigned to me. So, no, probably not. But, that said, I;m also not attached to my boobs in any way shape or form. They’re nice enough, I guess, but they’re just there.
SO, if my health depended on it (i.e. breast cancer) and a doctor told me “If you remove both breasts now you will greatly diminish your chances of getting sick” I would be ripping those things off so fast your head would spin. I wouldn’t have the identity crisis and sadness and all those other feelings some women have. I would just be like… Oh man, is this gonna provide me with lots of painkillers?!
I gotta be honest, if I was having top surgery I wouldn’t be thinking “will I look normal showering in the women’s locker room?” but rather “I wish i was showering in the men’s locker room.”
Huh. Interesting Q, thanks! :)
That’s a lot of tit for a Medical Examiner
… not that I’m complaining.